ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

crrabs:

who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com?

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

floozys:

don’t buy that “love is a serious word” crap. love freely and carelessly. love yourself. love that lady bird that just flew past. love that cutie that served you lunch at a cafe that you’ll probably never see again. love every single cat you see and when you stop loving someone or something, don’t fight it. 

mrgolightly:

alternicobase:

An extended teaser for American Horror Story Freakshow

!!!!!!

Me: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Woman: Sshhh, my baby is sleeping!
Me: Ohhh my god, no, no no, Ohhh my god noooooo shhhhhhshshshsh, Ohhh god nooo no no shhhh

27482:

i think about this video almost every day