I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
who is firstname.lastname@example.org?
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
don’t buy that “love is a serious word” crap. love freely and carelessly. love yourself. love that lady bird that just flew past. love that cutie that served you lunch at a cafe that you’ll probably never see again. love every single cat you see and when you stop loving someone or something, don’t fight it.
i think about this video almost every day